Ralph Klein has gone and it is time to retire Ralph's World. Thanks to all of you who have supported this venture by contributing material and through your comments. It has been fun.

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John Slow
January 1, 2007

Sunday, May 08, 2005

ASC Sex Dolls Now Fully Clothed 

Warning: - Read this entire article and think carefully before choosing to click on the highlighted "BEFORE" link below. Clicking on the "BEFORE" link should only be attempted by Albertans over the age of 25 AND accompanied by a parent or a member of the Alberta Public Affairs Bureau who can properly interpret the anatomical features found at that link. The staff at Ralph's World take no responsibility for any damage inflicted upon the gentle psyche of those Albertans who chose to click.

BEFORE - As dolls arrive at the ASC offices from the Partybox Company.

AFTER - After being suitably clothed by Alberta Public Affairs personnel.

Edmonton - May 8, 2005 - RW Newswire: Alberta’s Finance Minister Shirley McClellan, responding to harsh criticism from the socially conservative faction in the PC party, has ordered the immediate clothing of the inflatable sex dolls at the Alberta Security Commission offices.

“It’s a matter of priorities” the Minister said. “The most important thing is to get these dolls dressed and I mean right now. I can fully understand how working in the ASC offices could be difficult for the staff when naked inflatable dolls are occupying the cubicle next to you. By putting some proper clothing on the dolls, the temptation to peek over the top of the cubicles will be considerably reduced. This will allow staff to get on with their important work.”

The Alberta Securities commission has been embroiled in controversy for several weeks. Further details can be found here, here and here.

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