Ralph Klein has gone and it is time to retire Ralph's World. Thanks to all of you who have supported this venture by contributing material and through your comments. It has been fun.

Should we get another blog underway? Let me know your thoughts by e-mailing me at johnnyslow@gmail.com.

John Slow
January 1, 2007

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Cleaning Up Our Communities 

Ralph's World relies on an extensive network of correspondents throughout the province to bring forth timely, tasteful, and most importantly, relevant news to our readership. This just in.

“We are going to clean up our communities and keep them that way,” said a spokesperson from Alberta’s Department of Protected Environments.

The Premier’s Taskforce on Waste Elimination will deliver 400 free PoopSacks to every dog-owning family in the province. “We will ensure Albertans enjoy the cleanest roads, sidewalks, and lawns in the country.”

This new and innovative program, known as ‘The Turd Way’, proves once again that our beloved Premier is a visionary leader.

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